If I was to write a drunken parody of Alanis Morissette's 'Head over feet'...

..the chorus would go:

I'm already over the legal limit

So don't be supprised if I fall, ass over tit

And don't be supprised if I yell "I love you" from across the bar

I couldn't help it, its John Smith's fault


So, you're probably thinking I'm insane, but I just recorded a really really rough copy on my phone and it does fit. You can find it >here< (thanks to standforchrist.co.uk for the hosting). Also listen to the whole of Alanis Morissette's back catalogue by clicking >here< and clicking music, then choose the album you want to listen to. 'Head over feet' is taken from the 'Jagged Little Pill' album.