It just struck me...

The moon...its so far away, and yet I can see it from my desk.

Thats incredible!

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The Lord Worketh in...annoying ways

So last night I decided I would get up a bit earlier to listen to some music, pray and read the bible.
I prayed something along the lines of "God, help me get out of bed"

So then at 6:30am when I decided I was going to get up (but decided to sleep longer), I awoke to here some idiot next door listening to the God channel on full wack! I was so annoyed I got up and knocked on their door (with no answer). My annoyance lasted long enough to keep me awake and about 10 minutes later I found myself listening to DC*B, reading a psalm and praying.

Its only when I leave the house do I see my neighbour (who was watching TV)...HES A FREAKIN MUSLIM!!

God you aren't half annoying when you keep to your word...thanks by the way, I really needed that.

so then Pete asked

"Which do you do:
- Try to avoid doing what you think is wrong
- Try to do what you think is right
Or
-Try and seek God in all situations?

Looking at my profile comment (to the right), I'm think for a long time its been a mixture of the first two statements.

Things I want to do but probably won't

• Write a book entitled : "The Art of Getting It So Very Wrong"
• Recovering my bible so it has some fancy design that encorporates the words "The Cure For The Common Dave" (and then actually believing it)
• Write another book entitled : "The Art of Convincing & Sincere Appologies"

The first two points I think would be quite easy and achievable things, the third I'm yet to master.

Blech (at work with a cold)

To be honest I'm in a slight state of shock.

My boss gave me a pretty stern talking to about how I've been progressing, saying what I'm doing *isn't* up to scratch and all this really negative stuff.

Then she just called me over and I've SOMEHOW managed to get my best cash collection EVER!

Its so weird! I've been feeling really rubbish all morning and now this! NUTS!

Like my legs when I was 16, I shaved my chest in mock attempt to encourage thicker hair growth. I'm still at 5 I think, can't rememeber.

So yeah, I dunno how I am.

Great but not at the same time. Its hard to adjust so quickly from stressed to encouraged!

How about you?

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While at Jade's house

Jade's mum: Oooo, Dave, what size shoe are you?
Jade's Dad: Heh, you know what they say, big shoes big, um, HEART!
Me: 7
Jade's Dad: ...oh...

I haven't laughed so hard in ages!