Dear Ben

you like this lame ass band called Five Iron Frenzy for some reason, because of this, I thought you would be interested in the new band Leanor (Jeff the Girl) is in. They are called Nathan & Stephen and also feature some of the guys that were in the really terrible band, Roper.

I have no idea if I like them yet, but thought writing this would be easier than reaching for my phone to text you.

Laters girl friend