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31 May 2006 13:48
To: Dave
Subject: Re: wooeeee I'm tired

Especially when you consider that the velocity of any vole running towards freedom is in fact inversely proportional to the cash value of his mouse-rat inbred friend, whether or not said rodent companion has promised freedom or not. Expressed thusly:

V/P = M(P/V) + n (M x (n to the power of M)

V= vole velocity

M= value of mouse-rat

P= the promise of freedom

n = the weight in kilograms of the first Orang-Utan to sail (solo) across the Atlantic.

What conclusions can be drawn?

On 5/31/06, Dave wrote:

Hmmm, Berlin eh? Now, I think its pretty cool I have managed to find £120 I didn't know I had, this combine the velocity of a small vole running towards the freedom he has been promised by his mouse-rat inbred friend named Herbie = I'm up for it. This can be simplified using the equation:

c120+V{f~h}= >_<

C= Cash

V= Vole

F= Freedom

H= Herbie